My name is ThisMourning - and I am a Vampyre. As a Vampyre - it pyssz me ryght
the fuck off when ppl say shit lyke, "oh - yer a Vampyre - ye must be
a Satanist." - and bullshit lyke that. Don't these ppl fucking realyze
that they're just ignorant..? I mean - seriously - what the fuck.
Lyke - okay - I joined KULT 10 months ago - and I've informed ppl about KULT and what it is - and they're all "I dunno, man, gee - seems kynda weird to me" - fuck that shit, man - course it seems kynda weird to ye cause ye dunno what it's all about! I say that and they're all "well - I don't really wanna know what it's all about" - man - IGNORAMUS! Don't go sitting there saying shit lyke "oh - it's kynda weird - but I don't wanna understand it" lyke - come the fuck on don't you wanna understand what the fuck yer being blabbed at about..? don't ye wanna fuckin KNOW what's weird B4 ye go off on it..? lyke - seriously - holy shit and THEN I get the shit that's lyke - "oh - yer in a KULT - that must be another way of saying CULT - do you eat babies..?"
<dripping sarcasm> yes - you fucking idiot - I eat babies </dripping sarcasm>
Lyke come on do they honestly think shit lyke that..? ye know - some of the tyme - they're just joking - see.. that - I have no problem wyth - but when they start carrying it too far - holy shit - that's fuckin ENUFF heh lyke - okay - the funniest thing was when I told my DAD about KULT - lyke - ok - I was talking about the sekond sabbath I had ever gone to - and how I really wanted to go.. I had gone to the first - but dad didn't want me to as ye can see - I went anyway - heh
I askt if I could go to the sekond one and he flipped and was lyke "what is this? And why do ye call them sabbaths..? who are these ppl?" - ye know - regular dad questions - so - I was honest - I just said "yeh - it's a KULT gathering - sometymes large - sometymes small" and he's all "okay - how old are these ppl?" - and I'm all - "well - mostly 20 sumin" - and he's all - "ok - why do they all wanna party wyth YOU?" - and I was lyke "ok - it's knot bi invyte only - anyone can show up - as long as yer in KULT - or a friend of KULT or sumin" - and he's all "ok - you can go as long as I get to meet some of the ppl" - so - long story short - he basically warned me about using the word KULT - said that we were basically all Socialists - heh - and let me go
It ended up all good - but I thought his rxn was funny as shit - ^_^ - see - I thought my dad would be all "holy shit, KULT? NONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO" - but he wasn't - and that's what was neat after the whole dyscussion - and him sorta getting temporarily scared that I was eating babies - he axually let me explain - and then let me go to the sabbath - my dad wasn't being an ignoramus at all - ^_^
Heh then there was one of my friends that I've known fer a whyle - I won't say his name - I'll just call him - Nett ^_^. Nett and I are uber good friends - and then one day we had a HUGE argument on AIM [bah] - all cause I told him I was getting a tattoo - heh - well anyway - when I told him this - all of a sudden - I was a bad person - why? Because of KULT. Heh - apparently - sabbaths are "crazy sex meetings wyth middle aged men" - haha - what the fuck Nett is a neat guy - and I totally love him wyth a passion - [in a total friend way] - but gymme a fuckin break.. heh.. he called it a crazy sex meeting just because I happened to fall asleep next to a male member of KULT who is a few years older than me ¤cackle¤ - what a fucking crock
So now sleeping - is sex.
Haha - BEWARE!! Don't fall asleep next to a friend of yers - yer havin sex.. heh even if ye don't touch each other and go straight to sleep - just - don't do it - it's evyl.. ¤cackle¤
Now - yer looking at alla this - and yer asking me, "VTM - what's yer
fucking point..?" - well - I'll tell ye what my fucking point is - my
point is - if yer ignorant about sumin - don't sit on yer fucking thumbs and
continue to be ignorant - it's totally lame - and no one lykes an ignorant
fool.. Now - yer prolly sitting there going "where the fuck does this
bitch get the ryght to tell me anything..?" - well - I don't have the
ryght to tell ye what to do - but I do have the ryght to suggest
so
okay - I have made my suggestion - those were my words - take from them what
you will - ^_~ - my name is Vampyre ThisMourning - and I am SO lyke Sunday